If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks, but for the ledger of our daily work.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
A lot of pop people out there are cool, but they overdo it.