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Quotes By Billy Connolly

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. by Billy Connolly

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. by Billy Connolly

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. by Billy Connolly

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. by Billy Connolly

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