Quotes By Elayne Boosler

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. by Elayne Boosler
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alone
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. by Elayne Boosler
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funny
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? by Elayne Boosler
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funny
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. by Elayne Boosler
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funny
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. by Elayne Boosler
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mom
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? by Elayne Boosler
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money