Quotes By Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. by Erma Bombeck

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. by Erma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. by Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. by Erma Bombeck

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. by Erma Bombeck

Children make your life important. by Erma Bombeck

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. by Erma Bombeck

Never order food in excess of your body weight. by Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. by Erma Bombeck

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. by Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. by Erma Bombeck

God created man, but I could do better. by Erma Bombeck