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Quotes By Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
birthday
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
car
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
car
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
design
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
courage
Children make your life important. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
life
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
family
Never order food in excess of your body weight. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
food
Never have more children than you have car windows. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
car
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
diet
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
funny
God created man, but I could do better. by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
god
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