Quotes By Fran Lebowitz

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. by Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. by Fran Lebowitz

If you're going to America, bring your own food. by Fran Lebowitz

Andy Warhol made fame more famous. by Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. by Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. by Fran Lebowitz

You're only as good as your last haircut. by Fran Lebowitz

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. by Fran Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. by Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. by Fran Lebowitz

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. by Fran Lebowitz

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. by Fran Lebowitz