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Quotes By Jay Leno

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. by Jay Leno

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. by Jay Leno

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. by Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. by Jay Leno

Politics is just show business for ugly people. by Jay Leno

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! by Jay Leno

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