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Quotes By Jay Leno

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. by Jay Leno
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famous
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. by Jay Leno
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famous
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. by Jay Leno
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dad
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. by Jay Leno
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funny
Politics is just show business for ugly people. by Jay Leno
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business
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! by Jay Leno
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men

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