Quotes By Johnny Vegas

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. by Johnny Vegas

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. by Johnny Vegas

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. by Johnny Vegas

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. by Johnny Vegas

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. by Johnny Vegas

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. by Johnny Vegas

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up. by Johnny Vegas

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. by Johnny Vegas

Oh, I'm terrible at travel. by Johnny Vegas

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. by Johnny Vegas