Quotes By Josh Billings

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. by Josh Billings

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. by Josh Billings

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. by Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. by Josh Billings

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. by Josh Billings

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety. by Josh Billings

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. by Josh Billings

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. by Josh Billings

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. by Josh Billings

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. by Josh Billings

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. by Josh Billings

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. by Josh Billings