Quotes By Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. by Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. by Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? by Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. by Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. by Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. by Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. by Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. by Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. by Kinky Friedman

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! by Kinky Friedman