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Obviously comedic styles do change. by Larry David
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change
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. by Larry David
Larry David
change
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. by Larry David
Larry David
food
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. by Larry David
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freedom
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' by Larry David
Larry David
birthday
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. by Larry David
Larry David
future
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. by Larry David
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funny
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. by Larry David
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home
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! by Larry David
Larry David
home
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. by Larry David
Larry David
relationship
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. by Larry David
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funny
Women love a self-confident bald man. by Larry David
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women
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