Quotes By Larry David

Obviously comedic styles do change. by Larry David

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. by Larry David

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. by Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. by Larry David

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' by Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. by Larry David

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. by Larry David

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. by Larry David

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! by Larry David

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. by Larry David

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. by Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man. by Larry David