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Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke

You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can. by P. J. O'Rourke
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best
Satire doesn't effect change. by P. J. O'Rourke
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change
All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done. by P. J. O'Rourke
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change
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. by P. J. O'Rourke
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politics
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. by P. J. O'Rourke
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family
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. by P. J. O'Rourke
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funny
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. by P. J. O'Rourke
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funny
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. by P. J. O'Rourke
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funny
Never fight an inanimate object. by P. J. O'Rourke
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funny
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. by P. J. O'Rourke
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good
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. by P. J. O'Rourke
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government
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. by P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke
government
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