Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke

You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can. by P. J. O'Rourke

Satire doesn't effect change. by P. J. O'Rourke

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done. by P. J. O'Rourke

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. by P. J. O'Rourke

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. by P. J. O'Rourke

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. by P. J. O'Rourke

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. by P. J. O'Rourke

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. by P. J. O'Rourke

Never fight an inanimate object. by P. J. O'Rourke

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. by P. J. O'Rourke

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. by P. J. O'Rourke

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. by P. J. O'Rourke