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Quotes By Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. by Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. by Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. by Rita Rudner

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' by Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. by Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. by Rita Rudner

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. by Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. by Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. by Rita Rudner

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. by Rita Rudner

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