Quotes By Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. by Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. by Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. by Robert Orben

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. by Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. by Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. by Robert Orben

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. by Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? by Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. by Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. by Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. by Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together. by Robert Orben