Quotes On Medical

Ensuring Americans have access to adequate medical care should be a priority for all of us. by Dave Reichert

Drug abuse is a medical disease that requires medical professionals. by Doug Ose

Medical physics is an applied area of physics. by John Cameron

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. by Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. by Groucho Marx

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. by Erma Bombeck

They certainly give very strange names to diseases. by Plato

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. by Arthur Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. by Napoleon Bonaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. by Hippocrates

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. by Walter Matthau